Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)